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INJURED BABY MYNA BIRD FOOD

Friday, April 16th, 2010

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a baby bird attempting to learn how to fly.

Her name was Georgina, and she was just reincarnated as a Myna bird after dying from a very bad mugging in Redfern, where she was shot several times on her tramp stamp by a shitload of bbs while being strangled and suffocated with a plastic bag. But that is another story.

So Georgina’s parents decided that it would be a good idea to throw her from the tree branch. (insert ableist joke)

Unfortunately, Georgina’s wings did not serve her any purpose and she fell flat on the cobblestones / concrete brick path near the bus stop, being stunned for a few moments while her parents tried to figure out how to get her back on the nest.

All the while a boy whistling did not see her and kicked her very far!!!

I hear baby bird cries and I try to figure out what violent attack has happened and I see such boy wondering if he must finish Georgina off, mending her suffering.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!! I claim. And pick up baby bird, cradling her with my hands.

But she is a pest bird! says the head of the boy, and he verbalizes as baby bird must not want to live any longer / her parents will take care of her.

But Cata knows best. I take Georgina with me to school that day :) and she happily hangs out on my finger and won’t let go. The security bus driver was tripped out by the noise, and became very happy once he saw I was loving a baby bird back to health.

I am very grateful that this happened to some degree, I think Myna birds are really cute and got tired of boys telling me that they are the single birds in Australia that it is legal to kill at will. THAT IS SO HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I can haz pet!!!!!!!!

WHAT TO FEED A VEGAN MYNA BIRD:

1/4 cup of hummus
1/8 cup of red miso
1/4 cup of soup stock (or more, if she likes it more watery)
a squirt of juice from half of a lemon to keep it fresh for the day

feed with a diabetic sized syringe (but no needle) whenever she peeps, until she falls asleep.

cuddle her with a well-worn scarf, as she likes to smell who loves her.

make a nest in the laundry basket. she will burrow in there by herself. she will also sleep on the side of such basket, as it resembles a treebranch to some degree.

Myna birds like being petted. And they will love you back =^.^= yes, they even love a kitteh like me!!!

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LEEN LIKE A CHOLA 2009 DIA UNO!

Monday, September 14th, 2009

OMGAAAAAAAD YESTERDAY WAS ALL CRAZY!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY WHITE PPL IN THE SAME PLACE AT SUCH HIGH DENSITY LIKE WATTT?????
SELLIN NEWSPAPERS AT A FOOTBALL GAME IS LIKE WHATEVER YOU KNO?? CHILL EAT N GET DRUNK……………. WITH A BUNCH OF NEWSPAPERS THAT MAKE UR FINGERS ALL INKY AND RUDE PPL THAT TRY TO TAKE THEM FOR FREE OR GET WEIRD AND STUFF. OUR TENT MADE LIKE $20!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK CUZ WE HAD THE NEWSPAPERS AND POSTERS ON SALE FOR $1. SSO YEAA IS JUSSSS CHILLIN I GUESS.

SO TAKING THE TRAIN / SUBWAY SUCKS SOOOO BAD I WISH I HAD A MASK!!!!! I HAD TO RIDE THE TRAIN WITH TISSUE AND MY HAND ON MY FACE EWWWWWWW I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I SURVIVED………………….._______________________

AND TODAY APPARENTLY THE UNIVERSITY IS MEANNNNN YO PPL DONT WANT TO ALLOW ANY CONTACT WITH FACULTY OR ADVISORS WTF? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I EVEN WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL HERE IF I DONT KNOW WTF IS GOING ON IN THE CLASSROOMS?? YOU KNOW?????? THEY HOLD HERDS OF TOURS AND TRY TO GET PEOPLE TO JUST APPLY AND DONT EVEN TELL YOU WHY YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO THOSE THAT GRADE YOU TO KNOW IF THEY’RE COOL TO SIT IN CLASS. OMGGGGGGG I HATE YOUUUUU

SO AFTER GETTING SENT TO A FAX MACHINE BY THE ADMISSIONS RECEPTIONIST I TRIED TO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE BUT HONESTLY, THEY JUST WANTED ME TO GO IN CIRCLES AND HAD TO IDEA WHAT TO TELL ME TO MAKE ME GO AWAY. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT??

I LAUGHED A BUNCH BECAUSE I JUST COULDN T BELIEVE THAT THEY WOULD USE SUCH STUPID TACTICS TO BULLSHIT AROUND AND PRETEND THEY ARE NOT THERE TO WASTE TIME. UHHHHHH SO OVER IT.

I LIKE ALL THE NICE AND WORLD-CONSCIOUS COFFEESHOPS AROUND THE SCHOOL THO :) THEY ARE HAPPY!!!!!!

SO THEN I WENT TO THIS RAW RESTAURANT CALLED QUINTESSENCE THATS NOT VERY FAR AND HAD THE BEST RAVIOLI IVE HAD EVER EVER EVER IN A LOOOONG TIME. IM NOT SURE THEY BEAT MY DADS RAVIOLI BUT THEY R PRETTY BEAUTIFUL IN THE MOUTH LIKE YUMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!

MY FEEEEEEET HURT CUZ I WAS WEARING MY KILLER BOOTS AND I GUESS IM NOT USED TO HEELS YET. ANYWAYYYYYYYZZZZZZ

AND YA. THIS IS NY SO FAR. I DIDNT TAKE ANY PICHURS CUZ I FORGOT SINCE I KEPT GETTING LOST IN THE STREETZZ AND IM NOT TRYING TO CARRY A BUNCH OF STUFF WITH ME. THERES LOTS OF PPL TAKING FOTOS OF THE CITY ALL DAY SO I GUESS IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT ALL THIS LOOK LIKE U COULD GO ON FLIKR OR SOMETHING.

FAMILIA TIME!!!!!!!!!

O AN THIS IS THE FUNNEST PICHOOR I SAW ALL DAY NICE :D

ya this day was BOring!!!!!!!

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Thursday, May 21st, 2009

my favorite snacks are tea, lollipop, sweetened cocoa nibs

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