Posts Tagged ‘fail’

Diarrhea

Monday, February 15th, 2010

rant.

ok?

I have only posted images of my current sejour in Sydney on YiEAH! so go there if you’d like to get bored.

MmmmMmhhhhhh I have the gnarliest stummy ache since yesterday, and if you care, that means that I have had a literally shitty V-Day. At least there was no suffering of Vaginas involved this time around ^.^ but my asshole pleads mercy :(

Self-interview:

Q: So, Cata, what have you been eating in Sydney, since there is no Mooi?? How can you survive without your mother’s tasty salad, how how how are you not dying to get them raw goodies in yo belly???

A: O M G. I am starving so hard even @fakekarl would be proud. I do tempt myself with cakes and such, and in the worst of cases I will EAT black rice with sheep’s milk yoghurt but up to this point, all my fat reserves have served me well until I found these!!! and there’s also these, these, and coffee, but I have quit caffeine since my sleep has been severely disturbed for some reason :/ oohhh the nom nom nomz. I was made aware of the monthly raw meal, but I find it hard to communicate with gripps o Aussie hippies all at the same time………. esp since I’m weird about eating meals in front of ppl to begin with………. aanyway. I’ve also been eating miso soup. Candy too: strawberry peanut butten M&M’s, pop rocks, and froot snaks that I brought along with me. :D

Q: ya fool, whatever. Have you found anything fun to play with yet? Who are you chillin with lately?

A: ehhh…… I like to keep ma kickin secret. Find me and u’ll know =+.^=

Q: come onnnnn you’re just pretending to have friends. we all know you’re a lame ass loner!

A: STFU. Ok, I’ve been inspecting apartments and looking at places to live. Shit is difficult here, even for me! Its like being Australian is the only way to find rent. Mmh… what to do about that? I ONO :( :( :( HALP!!!!!!

Q: Mmmhk. So I heard you were going to hang out in India before school started?? what happened to THAT?

A: HEY! by the time the Indian Embassy granted me le visa, plane tix were so expensive I would not even try to convince any relatives to sponsor me. yadaddadameen?

Q: Oh. right. I see. So you can’t be getting any plastic surgery procedures yet huh.

A: wtf. LOLOLOLOOO YA RITE.

Q: Hey, just playin wit cha

A: whatever yo

Q: ok, back to the interview.

A: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Q: stop being so damn dramatic. I’m you and you’re obviously takin your split personality disorder too seriously.

A: BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: tell me about the title of this post

A: well, I’ve had the shittiest weekend. i’m still feeling sick and managed to feed myself a little bit, but it doesn’t look like it’s going to make it to the colon. :( I HATE BUBBLEGUTS!!!!!!!!!!

Q: WHOA there. youre a ranter! i dont even know what else to ask u. feels like you’ll spill all ur shit on me. no pun intended but that might be sexy…

A: :: HUGE sigh ::

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Cata is a FAIL at life.

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

i may or may have not read your blog.

i may or may have not ever comment.

i may or may have not have used a proxy so you can’t see me.

i may or may have not giggled at your grammar and spelling.

i may or may have not discovered your secret secretly.

i may of may have not decided to block you.

i may or may have not decided to stalk you daily.

i may or may have not told all my friends about it.

i may or may have not diggd/deliciousd/stumbled/etcd it for later.

i may or may have not disregarded your obvious need for my attention.

whatever your issue is, please comment! I am a living entity, and so are blogs. they need love. i need love. i need YOUR love. and feedback often helps us crazies. it is like having a form of shaping mechanism.

je detesterai immensement si la raison par laquelle tu ne comments jamais est la barriere des langues.
ahhhh mais si je peut lire toutes les langues! aver google ouais, mais sans google je peux lire le francais, le spagnol, l’allemand, l’italien, le portugais, tu sais, les langues latines et les germaniques. jajajajaaaaaa

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Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

this is the OTHER Nick Cave. not my idol. but im sure it’s not yours either.

either way, he’s a fucking baadasssss

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leave me alone. im a fatass.

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

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