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How you order a diet coke in this world:

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Usually, it is easy to tell whether the diet coke comes from a fountain, glass pop bottle, can, or in the worst of cases, a plastic 2 liter bottle. This tip only applies at a restaurant where you plan to order al dente or such other nomz.

Ice: if the soda is from a fountain, it is probably a good idea to order ice, since it tones away the fact that your coke will be watered down.
It is also good to accept or ask for ice in the case of the dreaded 2 liter plastic bottle since they usually are kept outside the fridge or in a low-budget cooler.

Lil glass bottles and cans r always a win ^.^ you can even save water by drinking from them!

How to ask for a soda that will likely be brought to you appropriately:

NEVERS EVERS begin your initial sentence with “I will…” “I’d like…” “I …” because unless youre a child, this will make you seem like an asshole.

Just name what you desire, and the server who is trained to know that you are there will naturally follow suit.

Always say please and thank you. DUH.

Yea, there are servers there out to get you, especially if they know you always will tip out of custom, and really all they like is special treatment. In such case, ask them how their day is going even before ordering anything. Isn’t the mood of the place the first thing you care about before even sitting down? Right??

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bag unveiling SUMMER EDITION!

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

** please excuse my raspy voice! i have been smoking some cigarettes lately **

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welcome to the unveiling

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

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is W A Y shape in 2-D

Saturday, October 24th, 2009


























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make me a Java app. im on the poverty side of things.

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

the Ralph Macchio smartfono retired after five years of battling healthy brain cells in this planet. if you had the chance to meet such a warrior, like omg was it the ultimate beer opener! but such hacked HTC Turnado eventually got all naked and died, as shown previously. no, i’m not sharing the magic on the internetz. why? because.

also, some of my dreams came true, but in a much thereifixedit.com type of way. kinda like it always happens in ghettoland :D

is all good:

but LG made it, there is no charm loop hole, the metal part is actually not strong at all as it is ducktape… (i lost the battery cover sometime last weekend………………………. dont even ask because i dont remember shit.) no wi-fi, but g3 is pretty fasty, the interphase is about to get HACKED THE SHIT OUT OF BECAUSE IT AINT OPEN SOURCE. not telling you what im splashing next…………….. and since I quit drinking beers, they open in front of me so I dont really worry about beer-opening….. thats cool. though the music volume is high enough to work, THE MICROFONO SUCKS ASS AND MY MOM KEEPS THINKING SHE CANT HEAR ME CUZ I MIGHT BE HIGH OR SOMETHING…………………… omg. i hate being so damn cool.

OH, AND THE CAMERA DOES NOT HAVE A FLASH THIS TIME AROUND… AND THE BODY IS STILL NOT CREDITCARD SIZED THOUGH THE SCREEN CLEARLY IS…… ANYWAY………. the dude at the used fono store didnt like me that much… he shd have given me the microSD just for fun! whattt ever.

its impossible to ever please me.

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