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How you order a diet coke in this world:

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Usually, it is easy to tell whether the diet coke comes from a fountain, glass pop bottle, can, or in the worst of cases, a plastic 2 liter bottle. This tip only applies at a restaurant where you plan to order al dente or such other nomz.

Ice: if the soda is from a fountain, it is probably a good idea to order ice, since it tones away the fact that your coke will be watered down.
It is also good to accept or ask for ice in the case of the dreaded 2 liter plastic bottle since they usually are kept outside the fridge or in a low-budget cooler.

Lil glass bottles and cans r always a win ^.^ you can even save water by drinking from them!

How to ask for a soda that will likely be brought to you appropriately:

NEVERS EVERS begin your initial sentence with “I will…” “I’d like…” “I …” because unless youre a child, this will make you seem like an asshole.

Just name what you desire, and the server who is trained to know that you are there will naturally follow suit.

Always say please and thank you. DUH.

Yea, there are servers there out to get you, especially if they know you always will tip out of custom, and really all they like is special treatment. In such case, ask them how their day is going even before ordering anything. Isn’t the mood of the place the first thing you care about before even sitting down? Right??

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LEEN LIKE A CHOLA 2009 DIA CUATRO

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

SO LAST TIME AROUND I WAS BORN ON THIS DAY AND IT WAS BORING OMGGG

SO ALSO MY FAMILIA IS STARTIN TO GET SUSPICIOUS ABOUT MY OUTINGS INTO A CITY ALL ALONE ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I DONT BRING STUFF BACK LIKE SHOPPIN BAGS. MMHHH WELL NOTHING HAS REALLY FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO BUY STUFF I ONO. DEY THINK IM COMIN BACK PREGNANT OR SOMETHING WUUTTT!!!!??!?!?!??!

SO TODAY IM DEF GOING TO GET SOME FABRICS AT THE FASHION DISTRICT AND MAKE SOME CURTAINS FOR MY COUSINS PLACE AND SOME ICECREAM OR SOMETHINGGG HOW CAN I BRING THEM ICECREAM BACK IF THEY WONT EVEN EAT IT!!!!!!!! ALL MELTED N JUNK JAJAJAJAJAJAJ

OK SO IMMA EAT SOME LUNCH AND THEN ILL GO OUT AGAIN…… I HOPE IS WARMER :)

OH MA GAAAD PEOPLE IN THE CITY TODAY WERE RECONIZIN ME AS THE CHOLA THAT I AM BUT SOME PPL KEPT GETTIN JUST THE WRONGGGHGHGHG IDEAAAAA WAT DE EFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO I GOT FOLLOWED, OFFERED DRUGS, OFFERED MONEY TO STRIP, DEMANDED KISSES, DEMANDED CHANGE, DEMANDED ATTENTION, I GOT FLAT-TIRED, PUSHEEEED, HIT WITH BAGS, STRANGELY CARESSED, HARASSED IN ALL SORTS OF WAYS……… UMMMMMMMMMM I DONT KNOW IF I WANNA GO BACK OUT TOMORROW BUT IM JUT GONNA THINK ITS THE GARMENT DISTRIC THAT SOOO SLEAZYYYCUZ TOMORROW I THINK IS THE CONFERENCE ON ART STUFF THAT CATALINA KEPT TELLIN ME ABOUT. MAAAYBE ILL FEEL LIKE LEARNIN ABOUT NEW STUFF AND CONVERSIN…… IS BEEN TOO MUCH TO HANDLE THESE PAST TWO DAYS PPL ACT ALL CRAZY AROUND ME…… OR MAYBE IS THE CITY AND THATS JUST HOW IT IS???????????????????

I GUESS SOOOO I GOT CATALINA’S DEBIT CARD STOLEN CUZ OF BEIN A VOLADA N SHIT. OH MA GAAD.

SO EFFIN BROKE NOW I MESSED UUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP :(

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LEEN LIKE A CHOLA DIA TRES!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

WUT WUT MADE IT TO THE CITY FINALY AND PPL ARE LIKE WHO IS DIS DIRTY BITCH!!!!!!!!!! IS PRETTY FUNNY. MORE OLD WHITE PPL FOLLOWIN ME AROUND THAN YOUNGER BROWN PPL AS IT WAS ON MONDAY!!!!!! I WAS TRYIINAA LOOK ALL NICE TOO WT EFE!

SO NOW IM SITTIN AT A TEASHOP CALLED MARIEBELLE AND THEY RESERVE THE F-IN LUXURY TO NOT HAVE ORGANIC CHOCOLATE AND ANYTHING SWEETED WITH AGAVE. O M G. IM ABOUT TO STARVE REALLY SOON AND IN A PLACE THAT DOES NOT HAVE MY FOOD.

SO TELL ME DIS WHY DONT THEY ALL JUSS *KNOW* IM MEXICAN HERE??????????? WHYYYY DO THEY KEEP TELLIN ME VENETIAN WHEN MEXICO IS NOT IN ITALY OMGSSSSS

I REALLY WANT TO SEE WINNIE N POOH KCYA

OO AND THIS TEA N CAKE STORE IS CLOSIN DOWN FOREVER ON SUNDAY THAT S SOOO SAD I WISH THEY SOLD VEGAN/ORGANIC THINGS ITS SOOO CUTE I WANT TO OWN IT :D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

SOOOOO I SAW THE ORIGINAL TIGGER!!!!! THE REALEST STUFFED KITTY EVAARRRRR!!!!!!!! ILL SHOW U LATER ONCE I PUT ALL THE PICS ON MY COMPUTER BUT THE HAD ALL THE WINNIE DA POOH N FRIENDS STUFFED ANIMALS ON DISPLAY AT THE NEW YORK CITY LIBRARY. IS SOOOOOOOOOOO NICE N COOL IN THERE!!!!!!

NOW IM SLEEPIN SO TIRED OF A LONG DAY MUAAAH

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SO ALSO A CHOLA NOTICED THAT IN A VERY CROWDED AND TRAFFICKY BLOCK IN FRONT OF THE LIBRARY AN AMBULANCE, A FIRETRUCK, A POLICE CAR, AND THE GARBAGE TRUCK GOT STUCK FOR A WHILE AT THE SAME TIME WITH ALL THEIR SIRENS BLASTING. AND I WAS LIKE DUUUUUUUDE TO MYSELF AND IT WAS KINDA LIKE RIVERSIDE, BUT THE TACO TRUCK AND PALETAS WERE MISSIN SO LOL FO SHO

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