Diarrhea
rant.
ok?
I have only posted images of my current sejour in Sydney on YiEAH! so go there if you’d like to get bored.
MmmmMmhhhhhh I have the gnarliest stummy ache since yesterday, and if you care, that means that I have had a literally shitty V-Day. At least there was no suffering of Vaginas involved this time around ^.^ but my asshole pleads mercy 
Self-interview:
Q: So, Cata, what have you been eating in Sydney, since there is no Mooi?? How can you survive without your mother’s tasty salad, how how how are you not dying to get them raw goodies in yo belly???
A: O M G. I am starving so hard even 
Q: ya fool, whatever. Have you found anything fun to play with yet? Who are you chillin with lately?
A: ehhh…… I like to keep ma kickin secret. Find me and u’ll know =+.^=
Q: come onnnnn you’re just pretending to have friends. we all know you’re a lame ass loner!
A: STFU. Ok, I’ve been inspecting apartments and looking at places to live. Shit is difficult here, even for me! Its like being Australian is the only way to find rent. Mmh… what to do about that? I ONO HALP!!!!!!
Q: Mmmhk. So I heard you were going to hang out in India before school started?? what happened to THAT?
A: HEY! by the time the Indian Embassy granted me le visa, plane tix were so expensive I would not even try to convince any relatives to sponsor me. yadaddadameen?
Q: Oh. right. I see. So you can’t be getting any plastic surgery procedures yet huh.
A: wtf. LOLOLOLOOO YA RITE.
Q: Hey, just playin wit cha
A: whatever yo
Q: ok, back to the interview.
A: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Q: stop being so damn dramatic. I’m you and you’re obviously takin your split personality disorder too seriously.
A: BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Q: tell me about the title of this post
A: well, I’ve had the shittiest weekend. i’m still feeling sick and managed to feed myself a little bit, but it doesn’t look like it’s going to make it to the colon. I HATE BUBBLEGUTS!!!!!!!!!!
Q: WHOA there. youre a ranter! i dont even know what else to ask u. feels like you’ll spill all ur shit on me. no pun intended but that might be sexy…
A: :: HUGE sigh ::
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